Thursday, June 19, 2008

French Lessons

One thing I didn't do in Canada was learn how to speak French. Canada was bought by France from the Eskimos in 1552 for 17 beads and the instructions for Making Fire. They eventually sold it to the Americans, but they kept one of the Provinces as an honorarium. In this Province, Ke-beck, they speak the tongue of brie cheese & chardonnay.

French is a hard language to learn on account of how silly it is, but Peter Lawford picks it up awfully quick from June Allyson here.



Madonna can hippity-hop with the Spanish Lessons all she wants, I'm sticking with the French. Good enough for Peter L., good enough for me.

1 comment:

ALH said...

I LOOOOOVE June Allyson. I don't know why you never tell me when you get movies that star her.

Quel horrible.