The Shortest Month

So, here we are the first week in March and it's time to see what brought folks here in Feb.


The usual search engine topics of course - "ashera cat," "Montgomery Clift hairy," and "Jennifer Runyon" (there must be some sort of business model combining those things that can turn me into a millionaire). After that the fun ones....

"hot male pirates" and "hot pirate"
I hope they found my Christopher Atkins' posts.

"leopard seals eating penguins"
Mmmm, penguin pop-ems.

"katherine helmon breasts"
I think this was Kevin.

"men in rope"
I don't think they were looking for the Farley Granger movie details.

"a picture of puss for my hung over friend"
I have no idea what brought this about, but I know for a fact that a picture of a puss would cheer me up when I'm hung over.

"alfredo gay handsome"
I have no idea but I'm going to go find this now.

A Month of Gwendolyn, Ernest, & Boobs

So I was looking at what brought people here accidentally in January 2012. In addition to the usual hunts for Nureyev (I can't really be one of the top sites), sirotan, Tab Hunter, and ashera cats, there were some other bits and bobs.
Over 30 people googled either "Jennifer Runyon" or "Gwendolyn Pierce" or some variant. People sure love her. No way to tell if they were looking for her from the first version of Charles In Charge or the reboot.

Who was looking for "Amish Borgnine"? I sure hope you found this post, which combines both of these stars of screen.

Speaking of combining stars of screen, watch, out Lee Marvin:


A lot of people sure are looking for the boobs of the great dames I write about. Specifically:

• grace jones breasts disney pics
• kate bush boobs
• katherine helmond breasts
• liza minnelli boobs
• mary tyler moore tits
• stevie nicks bare breasts
• tuesday weld boobs

Sorry bros, can't help you.

and also some random boobs searches:

• large boobs wetsuit
• boobs crochet pattern

I wonder if you could crochet a wet suit for large boobs. Or maybe make one for one of the afore-mentioned dames. Internet.

Oh, and someone googled this:

• barbara eden five weeks in a balloon movie photos

Um, which lead me to this:

I had no idea. It's one of those all-star (defined broadly) cast romps popular at the time, I guess, like It's A Mad, Mad, Mad World or Poseidon Adventure. What? Five weeks in a balloon with Barbara Eden and Red Skelton. I guess.

Anyway, Happy Feb. The End.

Moon, June, Lorna Doone

Here's what June 2010 looked like over here at Internals Plural: I used wordle to make a little cloud of my brain droppings:

Also, when people came here on accident last month, here's what they were looking for:

• bedknobs broomsticks
• betty white
• betty white victorious (2 folks for that phrase!)
• canadian dish (did they mean this or this?)
• farley granger hairy (I'm not really sure if he was or not, but Monty sure was a hirsute buddy)
• l-m-n-o-pee
• montgomery clift
• montgomery clift hairy
• natalie wood spanking (dirty! this is what I found when I googled that)
• picture of matrilineal family (here's one)
• pooteens (dirty)
• shark internals
• sirotan

People looking for help with their plurals needed these words:

• what is the plural of town?
• plural for tab
• plural of betty
• plural of revenge
• honey plural

In conclusion, June was a nice month, except very, very hot.

Here's some June Carter Cash to bring us home, with a fun little ditty that SOUNDS dirty (like poutine), but isn't, unlike pooteen.