Valhalla, I Am Coming!

So, I'm not going to see the Girl With Dragon Tattoo movie. I read the first book, and the violence against that little orange kitty was too much for me. However, I like it when people buy those books, especially in Canada.

What I really like is the trailer, because of that awesome cover of Immigrant Song.

Even better though? This version.



Long live Viking Kitties.

How Could Seeing These Buddies NOT Brighten Your Morning Commute?

These Are Three Things

This is for those people that say this blog is just about kitties:



(really, it's genius. rub their furry underbellies!)

And this is for those just looking for gay unicorns:



And here's Shelley Winters in a giant novelty boxing glove.


Happy Summer Friday everyone!

Waiter Bring Me Shad Roe

Everything about this is the greatest.

Puss, Boots!

Um, so I'm wicked excited to see this. Even with the pr1son-r@pe joke at the end. 'Cause THAT'S something funny for the kids.

Silly Brits, Tigers Live in Asia!

Story here.

No wonder the sun set on their empire.

I Mean, How Do You Argue With That?

The picture:

The website URL:

http://www.thebestpictureontheinternet.com/

And there you have it.

Tongues Tied

Me & the nephew on Easter:
Something Amber found on the internets:

Walk On The Wild Side

Saul Bass is a god. The best thing to do on a Hangover Sunday? Watch the opening title sequence for Walk On The Wild Side. Then watch the whole movie.



Bring it.

Baby Eyes Of The Tiger

So I dropped a bunch of green on Christmas presents for the nephew, which I was glad to do.

The favorite present? Well he video-called to tell me about it.


It's a Tiger Hat, which also come with Tiger Mittens. It was a last minute grab at the store.

Apparently, he wears them all, day, every day, and cries when they come off. This baby, who was shy around strangers before, now goes up to everyone and roars, and if he forgets to roar at someone, insists they go back.


Here's a vid of him in action.



God Bless, this little man.

Cats, Science, Friendships

Here are two things that happened.

Tylden emailed me this, he clearly has an alert for "Cats" and "Science" and knows to think of me.



I don't know where I found this one, but I'm glad I did.


The End.

It's Been A Tough Week

Work is hard. I kinda wanna just watch this on repeat for a few hours.

There Oughtta Be An App For This

How can you see this:

And not choose to do this?

Happy Almost Thanksgiving!

These Are The Things I Like Right Now

Here's a fun version of what is my, Amber, and Nick's favorite song:



Click here to check out this fun NYT story Tylden emailed me, which combines my favorite topics of SCIENCE and CAT.

And for good luck? Remember Sexy Mona Bower? To quote Elton John, rock me hard, Tony Danza.

2 Things: Head, Pants, 1 More Thing Edition

Achtung! A Little of Zach Comes With Me To Berlin

Zachs of a Feather

A truth I hold to be self-evident?

All Zachs like making the bed.

Letting Sleeping Pusses Lie

So innocent. No idea about the shark sneaking up on him.

And what's Manatee doing in the back there?

Labor Day RULES.

A Special Day In Ambertown

Who has a membership in Awesome Club and a birthday today?


Nope, not Baby Zach From The Past.

I know! It's Amber!

What are some nice things about her? Let's see.

She's always nice to dinosaurs, both in my Tiemann Place apartment and at the outlet malls.

However, sometimes, she drinks too much.


Also, sometime we go to Museums and she gets Awkward.


Oh, and also, she can find out about memes WAY late. Like, last week she learned who Beyonce is.


The worstest? Sometimes, she says WICKED inappropriate things to me.


Scandal! Black Friday indeed!

But? We can still be BFFs. I just need to learn how to manage the needs for the special way in which she learns. She's never forgotten her keys again!


Anyway, this is the story of Amber's Birthday and how she is Special to me, and not in a shorty bus way. Well, not always.

Anyway, my favorite memory though is probably the time she danced with Pearl Bailey.


Happy Bday, Amber Buddy! I'm so glad you were borned so I could have all the Friendship.

I want to Birthday you like an Animal!

Funemployment: Older Cat, New Tricks