Australia Club

This afternoon a car takes me to Newark Airport, then a plane takes me to LAX, then another plane takes me to Sydney, and then I'm in Australia for a couple weeks.

In Australia they say funny things like "Up To Pussy's Bow" and "Mate." Do you know what either of these things means? Leave a comment!

I'm most excited about seeing my friends Kath & Kim in Australia. With luck, we'll run into each other at Fountaingate.


While I'm crossing the International Dateline, Amber might tear herself away from her margaritas long enough to leave some bons mot here. I wonder what she'll say!