Tongues Tied

Me & the nephew on Easter:
Something Amber found on the internets:

No Thumbs Up (hee hee)

I liked this piece here in The New Yorker about Roger Ebert's 107 submissions to their cartoon caption-naming contest.

Here's my favorite of his non-winning entries, clearly for reasons of inappropriateness.Bless you, Ebert.

West of Eden

Oh Western Beef, how I love you. Let me count the ways.

Where else can one find Champagne Cola? Golden Champagne Cola at that. And only $1.19 for 3 liters!
It's always such work to make cheeseburgers, as everyone knows. Thankfully, they come prepackaged in the cold meat room at WB. Kosher!

Also, it's where I buy all my Defergent. For when you just have to defer.

And what soft drinks do you serve if it's not a special occasion? Jamaican Pineapple Kola is a lovely choice, and if it's a semi-special, then Champagne Flavored Jamaican Kola.

And of course, the always essential: Fish Head.


Bless you, Western Beef. The one-two punch of Trader Joe's and Duane Reade may have closed my local D'Agostino's, but you're still there, like a cockroach, or Cher, or Fish Head.

The Bunny Hostage Taker Returns

Each year it gets worse and worse.

A B.M. In A Can!

What a funny thing to find in a train station kiosk.

Hee Hee, "Gigante"

Foreigners are cute.

el Arte tan bueno

I spent today in the Thyssen-Bornemisza, perhaps my favorite museum and one I haven't been to in about a decade. The familiarity of some of the paintings made me feel so good.

Interestingly, I could have just sat in Kevin's house it seems to have enjoyed some of the art.