I mean, why did this take us so long to think of?
Remember how you add "In Bed" to every Fortune Cookie pronouncement and it's kinda funny? And how you say "That's What She Said" after every statement with the words "big" or "hard," and it's only so-so funny but you can't stop yourself?
I saw this over the weekend from the funny lady Kelly Oxford:
How genius is that?
Pete's Dragon in my pants
The Man Who Knew Too Much in my pants
The Trouble With Harry in my pants
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown in my pants
Big Business in my pants
The Jerk in my pants (hee hee)
Kiss Me Deadly in my pants
The Third Man in my pants
I just can't stop! And that's just the ones I own!
Now you try to top that (in my pants!)
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