Well, Howdy Stranger!

And Now Here's Something For US Americans

Why anyone would tinker with this clip from a few years ago is strange, but it still made me chuckle a bit.



Everything is funny with a grande dame accent. I don't know if this is a job for wardrobe or hairstyle.

If I Ask For What I REALLY Want For Xmas

and


What's the point of being an adult if you can't be happy in your own dang home?

Now Why Hasn't This Been Made Into A Novelty T?

"Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian."

Oh, Ishmael. God bless.

That Fish's Abdomen

Among other things, I'm thankful that Kevin carved the turkey, and that I was reminded of the Gershwin boys' lyrical genius.

I can't think of more amusing rhymes than these.

PS, Dang you, Copyright Police.

I Am Thankful I Am More Interested in the Toothbrush Than the Defibrillator

Black Friday indeed.

Phil, Gil, Jill, & Bill

This is one of the things I am thankful for this year.

I Think I Got A Spam Text From A Romantic Space Alien

" 'Cause It's Worth It"

Yes! Yes! The little guy is back!

"It's For You"

And sometimes, the photo captions are the best part of the old celebrity memoirs I pick up.

The More Things, Stay The Same

Zach and his Papa, 2011.
Me and my Papa, 1976.

My Assistant And I Catching Up On Email

Nanas Are Special

c. 1977

PS: Whatever happened to those PANTS?

Watching That Man

Practice makes perfect. I love Aladdin Sane, and I love the album cover. So much so that, you know, about 18 years ago I dressed up as it.


Nice to know it took D. Bowie a few tries to get it right too. Thanks, internet.




(oh, and it was a few years after I first obsessing with it that I discovered the pun. We all have strengths and weaknesses)

What A Swell Party

Anyone else remember this? It's how I discovered Cole Porter. 1990.



I was revisiting the album all snowy weekend, thanks to discovering the videos DVD at the Strand in the bargain rack.

God bless, Debbie Harry & Iggy Pop. It's like if Zeus & Hera themselves did this one from High Society.

Dancing Barefoot, with Knowledge

Go here for a good tale.