Well, Howdy Stranger!

And Now Here's Something For US Americans

Why anyone would tinker with this clip from a few years ago is strange, but it still made me chuckle a bit.



Everything is funny with a grande dame accent. I don't know if this is a job for wardrobe or hairstyle.

If I Ask For What I REALLY Want For Xmas

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What's the point of being an adult if you can't be happy in your own dang home?

Now Why Hasn't This Been Made Into A Novelty T?

"Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian."

Oh, Ishmael. God bless.

That Fish's Abdomen

Among other things, I'm thankful that Kevin carved the turkey, and that I was reminded of the Gershwin boys' lyrical genius.

I can't think of more amusing rhymes than these.

PS, Dang you, Copyright Police.

I Am Thankful I Am More Interested in the Toothbrush Than the Defibrillator

Black Friday indeed.

Phil, Gil, Jill, & Bill

This is one of the things I am thankful for this year.