Taking A Lesson From These Autumn Leaves

In honor of St. Valentine getting shot in the tummy by an arrow, here's a link to a band that soundtracked the heartache of my early 20s covering the singer that soundtracked the heartache of my teens and late 30s. God Bless Us, everyone.

(click here to hear the music)

Bonds, James Bonds

I mean, it made me laugh.

Lusts For Lifers

"Years ago, some girl wrote in the classifieds saying she was looking for a man 'with the poetic sensitivity of Leonard Cohen and the raw power of Iggy Pop,' so Leonard tried to get me to set up a three-way with her [laughs]. He said, 'Dude, we can give her both!'"

- Sir Iggy Pop

I'm excited I just downloaded this. Here's hoping the old coot has still got it.

"Class Is Not Something You Teach, You Either Have It Or You Don't"

It's funny Ellen Burstyn didn't mention this in her memoirs.



I remember the Ellen Burstyn Show pretty vividly. I certainly didn't know who Elaine Stritch was, and Megan Mullaly wasn't anyone at that point.

Oh well. Talent. They didn't like that off the ground.

A Month of Gwendolyn, Ernest, & Boobs

So I was looking at what brought people here accidentally in January 2012. In addition to the usual hunts for Nureyev (I can't really be one of the top sites), sirotan, Tab Hunter, and ashera cats, there were some other bits and bobs.
Over 30 people googled either "Jennifer Runyon" or "Gwendolyn Pierce" or some variant. People sure love her. No way to tell if they were looking for her from the first version of Charles In Charge or the reboot.

Who was looking for "Amish Borgnine"? I sure hope you found this post, which combines both of these stars of screen.

Speaking of combining stars of screen, watch, out Lee Marvin:


A lot of people sure are looking for the boobs of the great dames I write about. Specifically:

• grace jones breasts disney pics
• kate bush boobs
• katherine helmond breasts
• liza minnelli boobs
• mary tyler moore tits
• stevie nicks bare breasts
• tuesday weld boobs

Sorry bros, can't help you.

and also some random boobs searches:

• large boobs wetsuit
• boobs crochet pattern

I wonder if you could crochet a wet suit for large boobs. Or maybe make one for one of the afore-mentioned dames. Internet.

Oh, and someone googled this:

• barbara eden five weeks in a balloon movie photos

Um, which lead me to this:

I had no idea. It's one of those all-star (defined broadly) cast romps popular at the time, I guess, like It's A Mad, Mad, Mad World or Poseidon Adventure. What? Five weeks in a balloon with Barbara Eden and Red Skelton. I guess.

Anyway, Happy Feb. The End.

Beasts of Burden

It's OK that I've played this 22 times in a row today, right? My downstairs neighbors are too stoned to complain.

Here she is performing for JC. Really, what a pro. All pretenders should defenestrate themselves.




Also, let's not forget Katey Sagal sang backup on the album version. Everything is good.