Tongues Tied

Me & the nephew on Easter:
Something Amber found on the internets:

No Thumbs Up (hee hee)

I liked this piece here in The New Yorker about Roger Ebert's 107 submissions to their cartoon caption-naming contest.

Here's my favorite of his non-winning entries, clearly for reasons of inappropriateness.Bless you, Ebert.

West of Eden

Oh Western Beef, how I love you. Let me count the ways.

Where else can one find Champagne Cola? Golden Champagne Cola at that. And only $1.19 for 3 liters!
It's always such work to make cheeseburgers, as everyone knows. Thankfully, they come prepackaged in the cold meat room at WB. Kosher!

Also, it's where I buy all my Defergent. For when you just have to defer.

And what soft drinks do you serve if it's not a special occasion? Jamaican Pineapple Kola is a lovely choice, and if it's a semi-special, then Champagne Flavored Jamaican Kola.

And of course, the always essential: Fish Head.


Bless you, Western Beef. The one-two punch of Trader Joe's and Duane Reade may have closed my local D'Agostino's, but you're still there, like a cockroach, or Cher, or Fish Head.

The Bunny Hostage Taker Returns

Each year it gets worse and worse.

A B.M. In A Can!

What a funny thing to find in a train station kiosk.

Hee Hee, "Gigante"

Foreigners are cute.

el Arte tan bueno

I spent today in the Thyssen-Bornemisza, perhaps my favorite museum and one I haven't been to in about a decade. The familiarity of some of the paintings made me feel so good.

Interestingly, I could have just sat in Kevin's house it seems to have enjoyed some of the art.

Que Bueno

My first Fanta Limon and ham sandwich. I will eat this for every meal here.

Finally! Hasta Domingo, England!

Proxima stop, ¡Madrid!

Jolly Hockeysticks!

Cor blimey, guv'. I'm off to Blighty.

Everything Now Is Illuminated

Sal Mineo, you sure were something.

Twin Sets

OK, so that video with the twins talking? I'll admit, I watched it the whole way through and found it fascinating. And the escaped cobra? I've been following that VERY carefully, and have been checking in my sheets every night before bed.

However, it wasn't until someone did this that I felt compelled to share it all. Genius.

UPDATE! Those douche-b's at this website won't let me embed it. Click here to watch the video on their dumb site.

Anyway, so that there's some kind of multimedia here to irk those behind the Great Firewall, here's another twin video - this one of the Olsen Twins being aw-dorably racist. What a country!

Walk On The Wild Side

Saul Bass is a god. The best thing to do on a Hangover Sunday? Watch the opening title sequence for Walk On The Wild Side. Then watch the whole movie.



Bring it.

Dancing On His Own, Iceland-Style

OK, remember Seth? Of course you do.

He did this. Why? Because he saw a funny looking white-haired man dancing.


What? Good job Seth. Mostly I post pictures of Kitties and Divas, according to some people.

Here's the video:


More of his music here.